Wow, am I relieved to see you. Wasn't sure anyone would find me at my new address (or recognize me from NPR circa 1979). And having come out today as a casuality of the recession and one of the 64 folks laid off from NPR, I frankly wasn't sure how you'd react to my, um, change in status.Oh yeah, sure, everybody says "You're not what you do!" But people who've been laid off are just a tad less, shall we say, inspiring. A little low on the joie de vivre meter. Not so much fun under the mistletoe. Would you buy self-involved?
But you're here! Thank you, Jesus! Oh wait, maybe I shouldn't sound so grateful. I might seem pitiable. Or God forbid, needy. Never mind that I'm no longer able to sleep (it's true) and am drinking excessive amounts of champagne (actually Oregon Argyle Sparkling Wine). I'm fine, honest.
Stability is overrated, anyway.
All right, bullshit aside, Ketzel Uprooted is my newly created blog, my first step towards reasserting my right to take up space despite having been taken off the air. Please don't misunderstand me, I'm not bitter. OK, so maybe I feel a little betrayed. But when the company you love finds itself operating at a 23 million dollar deficit, come on, something's got to give.
But damn it, not my self-esteem.
So, like the folks in my final NPR series, American Moxie, if you're flush with courage or desperate for support in this increasingly hellish time, if you want to swap stories or strategies or just need a shoulder to cry on because your damn dog is losing either her mind or her bladder control(read: my beagle) and your favorite plants will not make it through another day of ice and cold (read: stay tuned for the casualities), I'm open for business, grateful for the company and am ready to entertain.
(Resume available on request.)

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