Monday, March 30, 2009

MICHAEL POLLAN ON BROADWAY?

Well not yet. But if there was ever a name that continues to show up in only the best of circles, it's his. So who's to say that the theatre adaption of The Botany Of Desire isn't headed for the bright lights?

Oh, right, I've buried the lead.

A press release landed in my inbox today boasting a new theatrical adaption of Pollan's 2001 book...
BERKELEY– The Arts Research Center at the University of California, Berkeley presents the first public reading from a new theatrical adaptation of Michael Pollan’s book The Botany of Desire on Friday, April 24 at 5:30pm in Wheeler Auditorium.
Feast your eyes here all you Pollan lovers!

WHEN YOUR GARDEN'S IRREDEEMABLE

Leave, and visit someone else's.


My friends Peter Goldblatt and Len Porter -- classical music allies as well as hort support -- have a most charming home and species-rich garden that never fails to engage me when I see it. With nothing in my own garden that does the trick (with the exception of my white flowering native currant on the sidewalk), their place sparkles with every color you could long for except orange because Peter doesn't like it.

And it's not even April.

Among the happy primulas in their garden is a shimmering blue P.obconica caught right at that delicious twilight hour when it's possible (for me, anway) to get a reasonable facsimile of blue.

Here's the deep purple Croatian primula 'Wanda' that was cavorting in a spring bacchanalia near the foot of an Edgeworthia, my current favorite among late winter/early spring flowering shrubs, Z7.

Much like Peter's outrageously inventive cooking often made from easily accessible ingredients, his appetite for plants are just as democratic. Despite his credentials as one of the world's greatest iris experts with a list of books under his belt that do fill a shelf, he's no snob. His myriad of primula are a collection of straight species and straight off the shelf.

Here's a double-flowering red Peter picked up at the grocery store (is that right, Peter?). It's known as a hose-in-hose because one flower seems to be inserted right in the throat of the other.

I've got plenty of other pix (his little Hacquetia epipactus are adorable!) but I'm short on time. Stay tuned for more of Peter and Len's garden as the season rolls on...

Saturday, March 28, 2009

A MATZOH BOX OF MUSINGS

I've had matzoh on the brain all week. Saving myself and my gut as long as possible. In the meantime, you too can feast on this delicious if slightly stale (2008) music video by the dusty-throated Michelle Citrin, 20 Things To Do With Matzah (a word spelled in at least 20 ways).

This is Starlet's awfully good imitation of what it feels like after eating too much unleavened bread. I dread to think what would become of her tummy if she did succeed in getting into a box. Something I'd like to do but don't know where to do it since I'm down in Berkeley that whole week. Anyone want to fatten up this stray vegetarian Jew?

Beyond the matzoh horizon, mountains are filling up with wildflowers. Once again, Zoe Mae and I submitted to their siren song. Already, last week's grass widows are fading as the yellow bells reach deafening pitch, enough to wake the genus Erythronium (pictured here) now lifting its shy head.

Any day now, the weather will be dry enough for people to start putting in new gardens. Among them will be newbies who want to grow food but don't know where to start. Introducing one of the best marketing breakthroughs of the 2009 season, the GRAB AND GROW vegetable garden, a collection of easy to grow veges designed for full sun in a limited space.

The mastermind behind the new introduction is the ever-inventive, ambitious and indefatigable Queen of Wholesale Nurseries, Alice Doyle of Log House Plants, a woman I'm terribly proud to know.

If you're just hearing about Log House and are curious what this ahead-of-the-pack company's up to, you might consider signing up for its newsletter and check out its list of new introductions.

Then you'll see first hand just how inventive, ambitious and indefatigable Alice Doyle is.

Thursday, March 26, 2009

A NEW SPIN ON FARMING

It can't be any surprise to you at this point that the reported trend in gardening is FOOD. I say reported because who can ever say for sure whether the media is leading the consumer, the marketers are leading the media, or the consumer is leading the charge.

However, the resources have been out there long before the headlines. Consider the prescient Heather Flores who wrote FOOD NOT LAWNS in 2006. (She lives here in Oregon, anyone know her?).

Even I - the non-foodie - am thinking of replacing my "hell strip" (so named by my colleague Lauren Springer Ogden) with blueberry bushes, though mostly because I don't have time to redesign it with groovy ornamentals after recently ripping out all the groundcovering Robb's euphorbia.

So back to the headline all you "Citizen-Farmers!" Check out Spin Farming brought to my attention by new blog follower Sarah Spitz from KCRW Santa Monica, a woman who would really rather be gardening. And no, that is not Sarah. That's a spinner.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

FIRST I'LL SHOW YOU MINE

Since getting laid off, I'm spending a lot more time at home and the chaos is profound. Before I impose order, I thought I'd give you a look at the books piling up around me. Perhaps you'll tell us about yours.

First, IN the bed, next to the cat:
Insight Guide to Turkey (I leave 4/21 w/or w/out you!)
Getting Stoned with Savages (J.M.Troost)

Next, on the night stand, working from the top down:
Lonely Planet Guide to Turkey
Turkish Reflections: A Biography Of Place
NYorker, 3/16
Inshallah: in pursuit of my father's youth
NYorker 2/23, opened to still unread profile of Ian McEwan
A Good Man is Hard to Find (stories by Flannery O'Connor)
Finally, the living room coffee table:

The True Story of Hansel and Gretel (Louise Murphy)
Turkey: Photographs by Roland and Sabrina Michaud
Rejected: tales of the Failed, Dumped and Canceled
Turkey: The End of the Ottoman Empire
Travelers' Tales of Turkey
Knopf Guide to Istanbul
Globetrotter Guide to Istanbul
The Hali Rug Guide to Istanbul

and the Big Boy, where I turn for perspective:
ATLAS MAIOR OF 1665

Saturday, March 21, 2009

MIRACLE GRO REDUX

This is not my first post about the Scotts Miracle Gro company (SMG). Would that it were the last.

The dilemma in a nutshell is this: I have been approached to freelance for SMG in a variety of as yet undetermined ways. The reason I was approached is because I have a record of taking exception to everything they stand for.

When they recently asked me to visit their Marysville, Ohio mothership, I was certain they'd overlooked one little detail: my Morning Edition essay after the death of MG's founder Horace Hagedorn. In that 2/5/07 commentary, I criticized the founder's Bigger! Better! philosophy and his company's blatant disregard for the earth and its soil.

(By the way, I couldn't open NPR's audio link to that story. Can you?).

Well, guess what. They knew all about that essay. And they at leat suspected I wouldn't touch their products. And they knew full well that my unwavering banner read anti-chemical, anti-GMO, and anti-lawn.

And that's exactly why I was invited to Ohio.

Look. It's all very cut and dry for an NPR reporter (same for NYT, Washington Post, etc): there are lines you do not cross because crossing them will cost you your job. As a civilian, thou shalt not attend rallies, participate in marches, sign petitions, make political contributions or support non-profits with a political agenda (e.g., Planned Parenthood).

You CAN vote. For that you don't need permission. But anything that even hints at Conflict Of Interest has to be approved by NPR's managing editor or higher lest you risk wrath.

But what about the journalist who owes allegiance only to his or her sense of morality? Or the artist asked to do work consistent with his or her beliefs? (Oops, here it comes, the Nazi argument, my particular favorite about conductor Wilhelm Furtwangler selling out to Die Furor).

OK, so there's no winning when the name of Hitler is invoked.

Let's talk about the work itself, then. What does SMG want? Right now, we're talking essays about spring, the joy of planting, the miracle of worms, the magic of buds, the evil of chemicals, the benefits of insects, the beauty of dandelion-yellow and daisy-pink lawns. In other words, whatever I have to say.

Look. SMG has a nefarious past. Just read the 2003 report at the UK website Corporate Watch (a report with its own axe to grind). To look into the history of SMG is to cozy up to ugly names like Monsanto and W.R.Grace and you don't survive alliances with folks like that unless you're just as ruthless.

"Greenwashing!" people cry about SMG's move to organic products. DUH. It's a multi-billion dollar corporation driven by profit, nu? I've just finished reading the CEO's 2008 Annual Report and nowhere in its mandate is the good of the earth. The company's conversion to organics is all about having identified a trend. And no one at SMG would say otherwise.

Which leads us all...where?

In truth, I'm simply trying to air out and organize the cacophony in my head as I consider whether freelancing for SMG is going to be 1)the worst mistake of my life, 2)the best decision for my short-term livelihood or 3)a few paid pieces of work signifying nothing.

One way or the other, I am on the verge of a decision. For reasons now clear to both of us, a move in any direction beats listening to all this noise.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

WHITE HOUSE GETS VEGE GARDEN!

It's what we gardeners have all been hoping and waiting for as a true sign of the times. Michelle's going to have a garden.
The Obamas will feed their love of Mexican food with cilantro, tomatilloes and hot peppers. Lettuces will include red romaine, green oak leaf, butterhead, red leaf and galactic. There will be spinach, chard, collards and black kale. For desserts, there will be a patch of berries. And herbs will include some more unusual varieties, like anise hyssop and Thai basil. A White House carpenter who is a beekeeper will tend two hives for honey.

YELLOW BELLS FAINTLY RINGING IN THE COLUMBIA GORGE

I returned to Catherine Creek yesterday with my buddy/piano teacher Megan Hughes and saw the first Fritillaria pudica of the year. The name itself may mean nothing to you but I'm guessing you'd have no trouble listening to these yellow bells ring.
Rather than throw a whole lot of inadequate superlatives at you, I'm going to just stack up some of my best shots (most featuring the blue grass widows Olsynium douglasii) and let you wander through our day on your own.






Be sure to double click on this last picture to get a really good view.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

CAR TIRE PLANTERS A TREND!

Thanks to Sondra for her follow-up comment about car tires for the young and trendy. For a mere $200 (act now! discounted by $13!) you too can have car tire planters courtesy of Design Within Reach.

Heart be still.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

REMEMBER CAR TIRE PLANTERS?

Back in the inventive 90's when a lot of us actually did things rather than twitter about them, former bad boy gardener Felder Rushing (I mean, how many decades can you stay a bad boy?) was waxing widely about white trash garden artifacts like tire planters.

I remember crossing paths with him at the Scott Arboretum at Swarthmore College and ending up with a hideously purple spray painted planter with zig zags cut into it like Jughead's hat. And I vaguely remember the tsuris involved in getting that beast back home.

So guess what I just stumbled into on the Huffington Post? Tire planters for green homes, the latest from Barcelona in European eco-design.
Alas I couldn't read the manufacturer's website but if the pot's weight isn't prohibitive, it seems just the thing for the eco-friendly but plant-shy 20-something young market that the old fart garden world is desperate to engage.

Sunday, March 15, 2009

A TIME TO REAP, SOW AND SHOP

I'd rather be hiking and I should do my taxes but the wisest course on this promising Sunday is to head for the nursery. If you're thinking of doing the same by all means IMPULSE BUY, the industry's depending on you, but for my money I'm taking measurements of the area where I need to revamp things and will try to buy only what will fit.

Honest.

Incidentally, I'm going native today at Bosky Dell Natives outside Portland and a quick run outside with a measuring tape indicates I've got @35 sq ft to play with. Hoping to keep it musical with varying foliage textures and bloom times. Will report back once I've scored.

Saturday, March 14, 2009

HIKING ALONG WET EMERALD WALLS

The sun's AWOL today but it kept the big dog and I company yesterday during our hike along Eagle Creek, forty miles east of Portland in the Columbia Gorge. Very few flowers and that's the way I like it right now, my need to BE THERE and SEE IT HAPPEN so incredibly overwhelming I'd just as soon find nothing in bloom if only to know I haven't missed anything.

Weird.

The path is narrow and the drop-off steep during the first mile of the hike so looking up is done at one's own peril. Nevertheless, there are places along the path where the view up is the view to beat, as drops of water like chips of diamonds sprinkle down from overhead cliffs, seeping into the emerald wall of an awakening spring.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

WORSE THAN LUNCH WITH CHENEY?

Picking up with yesterday's story when our heroine was rejoicing in idyllic jungle pleasure, despite getting lost and spending six grueling hours traiblazing her way through the Costa Rican jungle (I forgot to mention that I went off the path led by the siren song of howler monkeys)...
She sees with her own eyes, days later, that the very logs she used for balance, the forest detritis underfoot, the soothing waterfalls she dipped her feet in were ALL home to BOTHROPS ATROX known in Costa Rica as the fer-de-lance...neither name meaning much to her until a few nights later when a twilight tour guide points out the animal she so blithely ignored but will never, ever, ever toy with again: Costa Rica's dangerous PIT VIPER. So who's the shmuck now?

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

DANGEROUS JUNGLES & TRICKY TERRAIN

Yesterday's post began at an airport. And so we begin today. I am trying my best to get out of Columbus, Ohio after my flight last night was cancelled. I also had a hell of a time getting to Columbus where I met with folks from Scotts Miracle Gro.

The loyal Zephyr suggested all these obstacles were omens to deter me "from being sucked into the vortex of an evil empire". Yet if we’re going to allow for omens at all we’ve got to be open-minded. Add the lovely people I met at Scotts plus the likelihood of returning home safely today and I’d say we’re even.

No doubt we’ll be talking a whole lot more about SMOG (Scotts Miracle Ortho Gro). Or should that be SHMOOGS (Smith Hawns Miracle Ortho Osmocote Gro Scotts). The list could be as long (GOSHMOS, SOMGOSH, GMOOSH or how about just GOSH) as one’s plane delay. Fortunately, mine’s on time.

Though time enough to recall negotiating other treacherous terrain: the edges of the Corcovado jungle on the Osa Peninsula, Costa Rica.
Traveling across this southernmost part of the country involved a grueling three hour road trip during which my my lower vertebrae felt fused with molten lead. If you’ve suffered with back pain yourself you’ve likely discovered the only cure is walking, so after a gently medicated night I set out the next morning to explore the jungle paths surrounding El Remanso, a quiet paradise resort. The jungle surrounded us on all sides allowing borrowed views of the Pacific. Visible tree tops swayed with the odd cluster of monkeys; up close you’d likely see bark-toned lizards and bright-beaked birds. The transition from the resort’s manicured green to the jungle’s leafy chaos was immediate as I found myself transported into a leafy netherworld where I felt much as I do when hiking in NW forests: Safe.
What could be more idyllic? Sustaining? Benign? As it turned out, even dinner with Dick Cheney would have been safer than my walk in the woods.

Part Two, tomorrow...

Sunday, March 8, 2009

MARYSVILLE OHIO HERE I COME


Early this morning, while I hope you were sleeping, I was at the Portland Airport finding out that my flight to Minneapolis had been considerably delayed. The plane took off four hours later than scheduled and now I'm in Minneapolis, waiting for a connection to Columbus, OH on what turns out to be an oversold flight.

No, you too?

So before I hit the newsstand and load up on M&M's for dinner, I thought I'd ask what you think of that best-known garden candy for plants with a sweet tooth, Miracle Gro. I'm also very curious what you think of the company's website.

I ask because I'm heading to their HQ in Marysville to do a little consulting re:Scotts' efforts to create an online community and serve up compelling content.

Neutrality's never been my strong suit so I let them know I had a prejudice against chemical fertilizers, but I'm pleased Scotts joined the party a few years back and launched an organic product line. For that alone I'm willing to offer my encouragement and support.

However, the company's not without ample skeletons; it owns Ortho. My own feeling is that thinking gardeners would like to see the company address these mutually exclusive pursuits rather than pretending they're not there. I'd be more willing to trust a product that came clean.

That's likely way beyond what I'll be asked to consult about, but I am curious if this issue speaks to you. If you're at all inclined to sound off on either the product or its presentation, I'm all ears.

Saturday, March 7, 2009

DOG ROLLS IN FISH, STINKS UP HOUSE

I used to know what was going on in the world, but these days the stories I'm following are threateningly close to home.

It wasn't the beagle, it was the labradoodle (both rescued. Relax). So I made a detour on the way home to Beauty For The Beast and lathered her up but good. Even let her marinade in soap between washings.

Nu? I just walked into the living room where she's sleeping and the stench was overwhelming. Turns out this might have been a job for tomato juice, which I hear is good for skunk.

Meanwhile, it ain't no wildflower, but here's the view at hand. I realize animals in the bed are an acquired taste, but I think of Starlet more as a bedwarmer than a dog. In which case, there are none finer. Goodnight, all...

Friday, March 6, 2009

BEHIND DOOR #1...

Meet the consummate plantsman and celebrated hortisexual from northern California Roger Raiche. Roger's the first in a line of what I hope will be many guest bloggers here at ketzel.com; you could be the second. If you send out regular e-mails to subscribers or have a blog of your own, gimme a look-see.

It's at this early time of the year as the low elevation California landscape has begun to wake up that I find myself almost desperate for some floral sign that renewal is on its way.  Although there will be far more flowers in late March and April, more diversity and more amazing masses and mixes of colors and scents, it's the first wildflowers each season that mark my personal internal calendar and affect me the most.
 First flower scape of Muscari macrocarpum, mid January; note second scape emerging on right.
In the garden, it's the same craving that attracts me to the earliest flowering bulbs, shrubs, annuals or perennials. Among my favorite is a lovely bulb from Greece and SW Turkey currently called Muscari macrocapum ‘Golden Fragrance’.  I’m not sure if the cultivar name, ‘Golden Fragrance’, is any different than the species; I suspect it's just to give the catalogue descriptions more “sex appeal".

Regardless, when I first saw it about 10 years ago I assumed because it was rare back then that it must be very hard to grow. I was mistaken.  I grew it in my Berkeley CA garden, then in our Sebastopol, CA garden,and now in our Calistoga garden, but it is only here that I’ve used it in mass (the price of bulbs came down significantly in recent years). 

It's a winter bulb in our climate, starting to show foliage in December and flowering in mid-January, and will continue at least into late March.  It loves our summer-dry climate, but also does well in beds with routine water.  In fact it has come up in every spot I’ve planted it from sun to light shade (deciduous and evergreen trees), rock, gravel, garden soil, clay.
Here's Muscari macrocarpum in mid-February with second set of flowering scapes. Another sequence will follow into March.
Sometimes called the yellow flowered muscari or grape-hyacinth, it's actually a complex color, starting off a dull bluish purple and then quickly changing to a chartreuse-yellow in primary flower. But its biggest plus (I would grow it even if the flowers were 1/10th the size or colored brown) is its intense sweet fragrance. 

I’ve planted drifts throughout the garden so wafts of the fragrance fill the winter air on still days and even days of mild breezes. You loose track of the number of times you stop whatever you are doing to say to yourself, “What a lovely fragrance!”  You don’t even have to be near the plants, the fragrance just drifts around. 

Unlike paper-white Narcissus, it has none of the chemical smell that makes some folks gag.  The fragrance is clean and sweet, reminding me of Daphne or hyacinth, potent yet pleasant.  And the flowers appear in a sequence over many weeks, so it’s not one of those one-shot wonders like tulips. This four-star marvel's available from almost all the bulb companies.
If you want to read Roger's stuff without my interference (sorry about the editing, Roger), ask him to add you to his e-mail list at roger@planethorticulture.com

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

GIMME A GOOD DAY, ANYDAY

Newsflash: Despite economic indicators to the contrary including rising unemployment, falling stock prices and tightfisted consumers, one recently unemployed woman in Portland, OR. had a very good day.

Waking to a snoring beagle and an excessively shedding cat who has recently taken to sleeping on a pillow where the woman lies her head, the former full-time employee networked on her computer in lounging pajamas then threw on a chartreuse polka-dotted scarf over her black velvet shirt and worn pants and went downtown for a meeting.

Said meeting was about engaging the woman's brain on a project that will take about three weeks to complete. The very possibility of such brain engagement with several smart people combined with the effects of a double short decaf latte (the woman rarely drinks cofee) reportedly resulted in a euphoria that lasted her entire day.

Recently, the snoring beagle and the shedding cat have been joined by a large hairy deerleg-munching animal and eyewitnesses confirm the three are sleeping peaceably on the now temporarily employed woman's bed. Reports are circulating that said woman is looking forward to waking up tomorrow to what very possibly might be another good day.

"It's amazing what being acknowledged by other people can do," said the woman, looking as perky as her polka-dotted scarf. "Gimme a good day, anyday."

Both the woman and the large hairy dog declined to be photographed for this report. The beagle and the hairy cat were apathetic.

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

WHY ZOE MAE LOVES TO BOTANIZE

Because she's always finding something deliciously new to chew.

Monday, March 2, 2009

OFF TO THE WILDflowers

And so it begins, as it does every spring, at Catherine Creek, WA., a 75 minute drive from Portland (for you, 90) and the best place to watch the wildflowers unfold. It's grass widow time; the sisyrinchium are about 60% in bloom. I'd like to take you deeper in the details but 'm determined to get to sleep soon so let me leave you with a classic moment of lichen, moss and sweet, clean air from Catherine Creek.

Sunday, March 1, 2009

FIRST OF MARCH, FIRST OF IRIS

Seen the neighbors' bulbs flowering? Kicking yourself for not planting more of your own? Wondering if you're going to do a damn thing with the BRENT AND BECKY'S BULBS catalog sitting on your piano promising a summer full of liles, cannas, colocasias and glads?

Then I guess we've got nothing to talk about today, though I can show you the miniature moment that just happened down the block...


Wanna take a guess at what botanically rich country might be the ancestral home of infinitely more beautiful dwarf iris, a place both of us could be visiting together very soon?